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when texting goes soooooooooo wrong *help me*

8:51 pm May 9, 2025 

The question I have is…

What the fuck just happened?

I was high up, and now I’m trying to dig myself out of a hole! 

Today was a day I felt like I was dealing with idiots, and now I have the red mark on my forehead. 

What the fuck? 

What am I talking about, you ask? 

Brown Guy

Yea remember him 

If you don’t read this > back story on Brown Guy

Even though I’m tired and have dealt with plenty of very confused people at work… I decided to take myself up on a challenge of texting the Brown Guy- even when I had decided that I would wait!!! 

But nope 

My fingers just 

It went from 

“Think of some locations for us to go to while you’re away.” 

To 

Sabryn is two steps behind in the conversation

… and to be honest, I was confused as soon as the conversation started 

What the fuck…

Instead of texting him back- I’m talking to you.

I need a break to figure out, will I tell him I’ve been out of the “game” for sometime because the conversation I just had with him… I’m just

You’re confused? 

Let me start over 

The last time me and the Brown Guy talked he let me know he was taking a trip and coming back on Sunday. 

I don’t know when he’s leaving. 

That’s why I texted him. 

“Think of some locations for us to go to while you’re away.” 

He says… “in DC?”

I say yes 

“That sounds like a plane tonight.”

All I can do is laugh in embarrassment because now I see my mistake. As I said before, I’m tired. Working with idiots has shut off my mind andddddd my brain has HAD IT! 

so what do I say, “how would that be a plane tonight?” 

Not even fucking thinking he’s not in DC any more. 

My brain is gone!

She has left the building!

The text message obviously says PLANEEEE

PLANEEEEEE

After I sent, “how would that be a plane tonight?” 

I send directly behind it, “Didn’t you say you’ll be back next week?”

He said, “I meant *thought*”

Now I’m all the way the fuck confused. 

Like, where does “thought” go in that sentence? What the fuck

A plane thought? 

A plane thought? 

He meant to say that instead of saying “tonight”. 

Now I hope you are following me. Or you may be as confused as I was because after awhile he just says…

Let’s just move on. 

I say, “Yes, let’s do that.”

“Yes lol. What’s up?”

Okay… the people in my circle may have a point…

I have been out of the game for a while. It’s been a year and some change. 

All of 2024 I didn’t date. I didn’t talk to anyone. 2023 I talked to a few people but the end of the year it was just me myself and I. 

They say I should just tell him this information because after something was said, he said…

Everything is going over my head, and I may need to take a break…

Hold on, wait a minute.

I did say we could talk laters because he said I was pissing him off. I guess I was pissing him off because I didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about.

And since I was so called “pissing him off” I said we can talk another time and then he said he’s not in a bad mood… blah blah (what I said above) 

So now I am at a standstill. 

Unfortunately, he was correct 

I did need that break. 

*sigh*

My mom even got what he was saying. That’s how I knew it was time to give myself a break. 

I’m a very intelligent woman but man… sometimes small shit just confuses the hell out of me. 

When he said “what’s up”

I FaceTimed my sister and my friend to ask what the fuck does that mean 

(Face palm)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

I’m the person who researches acronyms. Do you know how long it took me to figure out what the fuck “smh” means 

I’m a grandma, and I’m only 26 

Jesus! 

What am I going to do?

I feel like I need to finish this conversation because I don’t want to wake up to this mess and respond then. 

The embarrassment would be way too much to face. 

*gasp*

I can handle it tonight. 

I’ll (maybe) admit how, yes, I’ve been out of the game for a while. I might admit how I probably should’ve never picked up my phone. I didn’t realize I was too tired to read a fucking sentence. 

Omg

What have I done?

What has Sabryn done?

It’s only been a year and some change 

“Yeah… but it’s been one hella of a year and some change” 

See ya on Monday

-Sabryn 

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